What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What are baby potatoes called?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?