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It had a lot of problems.
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What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a dog in space?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What bird is always sad?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Who invented fractions?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
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