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Why did electricity win the race?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

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What rock band loves Thanksgiving?