Why did electricity win the race?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Which family member has tusks?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What vegetables make the best music?