How do scientists freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call a short cow?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
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