How do scientists freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
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