Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What table can you never sit at?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?