What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?