Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

How does dinner smell?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?