Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Where do stars go to college?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?