What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why are English teachers so smart?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?