What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What sweet treat never panics?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What does the sun drink out of?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?