What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
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What do you eat on July 5th?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's a henway?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
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