What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Which fly makes films?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?