Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.