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What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?