What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why are frogs always happy?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?