What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What do you eat on July 5th?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What do you call a sad latte?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?