What's a fork's favorite holiday?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What did the mama goat say to her child?