What's the loudest Christmas song?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Who is a house's favorite band?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?