Which music festival was full of lumber?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?