What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why are stones so good at music?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Which insect is the smartest?

What do you call a dog in space?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?