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Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

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What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why are baseball games at night?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why are ghosts always single?

What kind of ant is good at math?

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