What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What does the sun drink out of?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?