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Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

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Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

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Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Where do mermaids see movies?

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What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?