Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

How much does freedom weigh?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?