When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?