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That bird won't stop squawking.

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What tree has the most bark?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?