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Where do tough ducks come from?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What did summer say to spring?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Which state has the best streets?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?