Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What is the smallest lion?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?