What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?