What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Which bug is related to you?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What car is the perfect size for mice?