Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
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What do mice do when they're at home?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why do math teachers love March?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
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