My leaf blower doesn't work.

Where do books sleep?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What day do hands always go to church?

Families are like fudge.

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What is sand's favorite movie?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why are puppies so flexible?