Why was the spider so smart?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?