What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why do two skunks argue?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Which former US President was always cold?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

How are mountains able to see?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?