What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What does winter fat turn into?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why was the bud so shy?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?