Did you know that felines don't bite?
They just catnip.
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Which farm animals are famous painters?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
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