Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?