What bird is losing its hair?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?