Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
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