Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
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What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What makes a glow worm glow?
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