Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

A book just fell on my head.

What fish only swims at night?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?