I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?