What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?