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What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?