Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?