What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

How do you get straight A's?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?