Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What do you call an angry monkey?

How do billboards talk?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why was the bunny upset?

Why are ghosts always single?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?