What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Where do horses reside?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?