What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why do math teachers love March?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?