Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's a priest's favorite food?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What do little fish love to play with?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?