What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What do you call an old snowman?