What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Which president loved to take baths?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
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