What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
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Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Can February March?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
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What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
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