What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Which cats have the best manners?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?