What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
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Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What siblings are always sad?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
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What table can you never sit at?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do horses say to greet each other?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
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