What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What's a forklift?