What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What did the sick chicken say?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

If you need help building an ark..

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What's the most popular cat in New England?