What shape has a knighthood?
Cir-cle.
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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call a smelly horse?
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