What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?