What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you call a greedy elf?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

How do bees get to school?

Which baseball player do fish root for?