Where can you always get cheap gas?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What's a forklift?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What animals make the best students?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What animal scores the most in basketball?