What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

How long will dinner be?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?