What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why did the cat go to medical school?