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How does a cow do math?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What do insects learn at school?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What kind of books do boats write?

What's the difference between soccer and football?