Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?