Why do cows always skip gym class?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why are goats so funny?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?