Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

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What do you call a Russian flea?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?