What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why do rhinos charge?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Where do T-Rexes shop?