What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

A book just fell on my head.

What's a father's favorite flower?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

When does a horse talk?