What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why was the math book sad?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

How do fleas travel?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why do crabs never give to charity?