What did the sick chicken say?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

How did the toad die?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?