Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What's the noisiest food?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?