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What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

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What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

How was the wedding?

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How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why is a doctor always calm?

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How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?