What animal styles their hair every day?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?