Why are frogs always happy?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Which former US President was always cold?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What is a tree's least favorite month?