What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What condiment has wings?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What do cows like to dance to?