What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What do you call a sad latte?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What is a plant's favorite college course?