Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What's the opposite of irony?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?