Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?