What do you call a greedy elf?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?