What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Bears love exotic cars.

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?