What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Why was the horse so happy?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?