Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
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