Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why did the barber win the race?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?