Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
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What do you call a silly hill?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did electricity win the race?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you give an angry rhino?
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