What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?