What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?