The museum curator needed a break.

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why are stones so good at music?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?