Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do you call a hike across the universe?