Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?