Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What do fish use for glasses?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?