Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

How can you make 7 even?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?