What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?