What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What's the slowest 5k?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?