Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do cats wear to work?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What nationality are most fish?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Which big cat loves to drive?