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What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

When do astronauts eat?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What food is a man's best friend?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?