What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Barackoli.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Families are like fudge.
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why was the cow afraid?
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