Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?