Which musician loves to make chili?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why was the fish so smart?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?