Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
What shape is bad at driving?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
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