Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

I broke my finger!

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What do fish use for glasses?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?