Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
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