Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Which condiment adds the most kick?