What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

How do automobiles fly?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?