Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
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