Which president loved to take baths?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why is summer always sad?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?