Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What animal has the most fun?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?