Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why do dogs run in circles?