What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you give a sick pig?
How do you get straight A's?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why is summer always sad?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the confused bee say?
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