What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Which celebrity always frowns?
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