Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What's black and white and red all over?

What's a dog's favorite city?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?