Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
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What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why are winter days great?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
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