What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What makes music in your hair?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?