Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What words make the best athletes?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
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