Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
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