Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why don't the McDonald'sÂŽ arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did Tigger⢠stick his head in the toilet?
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