What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why do bees buzz?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?