Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What kind of bird can write?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
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