Why did the frog starve?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What's the politest month?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a short cow?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Which president loved to take baths?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?