Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Which fly makes films?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
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