Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
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