Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What's a forklift?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why do plants hate algebra?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?