How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
It's Crowded!
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
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