How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
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Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
How do you make antifreeze?
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