What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What vegetables make the best music?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

How does dinner smell?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What do you call a baby monkey?