How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
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