When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Where do ants go to eat?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?