How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
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