Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What is the most adorable season?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What day do hands always go to church?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why was the mime upset?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?