What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

How do you make a cow float?