Why are winter days great?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?