What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Which singer could always break a five?

Where do polar bears vote?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Where do pigs love to take naps?