Why did the duck cross the road?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did March say to the madness?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?