Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?