What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What is an insect's favorite game?