Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why is a doctor always calm?
It's Crowded!
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
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