What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

How do you talk to a giant?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?