What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?