What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Where do birds go to drink?

When do mice play every day?