Why are ghosts always single?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

How do eggs end a TV show?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?