What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?