What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Families are like fudge.

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?