What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What's the friendliest national park?

What's a frog's favorite sport?