What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why do mice need oiling?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Which cats have the best manners?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
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