What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
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