How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What did the confused bee say?

What nationality are most fish?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What day do hands always go to church?