What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What's the scariest letter?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What game do mice love to play?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

How do you get straight A's?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?