Which cats love to be petted?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What fish only swims at night?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What is blue and not heavy?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?