What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?