What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Which former US President was always cold?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?