Why did the goat become a lawyer?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why do cats love to work?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?