What's black and white and goes around and around?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

How do fall and winter say hello?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Which elf is the best singer?

Why are frogs always so happy?