What's a cat's favorite color?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What tree has the most bark?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?