Where do German dogs sleep?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What's the loudest sport?