What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What is a table you can eat?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?