What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
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