What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
What time does everyone love to drink?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What is the coolest country?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
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