What do fairies always drink?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Where do vampires keep their money?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?