What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What is another name for a cow?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Where would you put an injured insect?