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Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What is the color of the wind?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why did the lamb cross the road?