What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?