Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?