What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What day never takes itself seriously?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What's the noisiest food?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why do football players make great fishermen?