What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What do you call an old snowman?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why was the musician arrested?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why are bakers also often hippies?