What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?