Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?