Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What did autumn say to summer?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?