Where do ships always get stuck?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What do you call a vacation at home?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?