What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?