Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Carrie Underwood.
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
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