Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Carrie Underwood.
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call an Irish spider?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
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