Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What animal is always ready to protect people?