What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Which insect makes the best father?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?