What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?