Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Which singer could always break a five?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

How do billboards talk?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?