What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

When do astronauts eat?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?